Everyone loves Kate Hudson movies — so much that we repeatedly pay to see Kate Hudson play the same character. Kate Hudson is so spunky and full of adorable energy. She is just the cutest. Her movies are always worthwhile and never tedious. She works so well with guys she’s adorably mismatched with. What a talent. She’s using him, they’re having marital problems, they’re not right for each other, he’s being paid to act like a douche toward her, who cares? I cannot get enough Kate Hudson.
I don’t think you could make a bad Kate Hudson romantic comedy. Even if she were a leper.
Here’s how a typical Kate Hudson movie goes, with the latest twist (click image for animation, or click here for comic strip):
And then we show clips from their wedding with all the ancillary characters laughing and shit while the end credits roll. Cut and print. I will take my royalties in cash, thank you.
