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“A Vampire Weekend”

Posted in Sneak Previews, tagged , , , on August 27, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

They should make a movie starring Vampire Weekend.
In the 60’s, pop acts like the Beatles and the Monkees got to star in movies as a publicity stunt to beef up their record sales. The plots of these movies (e.g. Head, and A Hard Day’s Night) weren’t ever coherent, but it didn’t matter. The [...]

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“My Best Friend’s Leper”

Posted in Sneak Previews, tagged , , on August 22, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Everyone loves Kate Hudson movies — so much that we repeatedly pay to see Kate Hudson play the same character. Kate Hudson is so spunky and full of adorable energy. She is just the cutest. Her movies are always worthwhile and never tedious. She works so well with guys she’s adorably mismatched with. [...]

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“Green Eggs and Sam (Jackson)”

Posted in Sneak Previews, tagged , , , on August 19, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Here’s a formula for making Dr. Seuss books into movies:
ƒ($) = (linear plot) + (jokes) + (comedic star past his prime)
(see: “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” and “The Cat in the Hat” )
They should make a movie that redefines Dr. Seuss movies kind of like “Sin City” redefined comic book movies. The first step [...]

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“Shia in Charge”

Posted in Sneak Previews, tagged , , , , on August 14, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

They should make a new movie with Shia LaBeouf. Shia LaBeouf is about 14 years old and stars in movies where he plays roles usually going to actors who have been playing grown-ups for decades. We like watching Shia LaBeouf play roles like this because it reminds us of when we were six [...]

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